Quotes featuring Angry Gnoll Adventurer

18 quotes (7 spoken, 11 mentions)

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Huh?

Um. Hi. Are you—are you a wolf-person?

Do I look like a Wolf Beastkin?

N-no?

I’m a Gnoll.

Right. I’m very sorry about that. Um. Can I help you?

You’re in my way. This is for adventurers.

Right. Sorry. Sorry about that.

Is—is there something else you want?

I don’t like Humans. They smell. You smell like garbage. Like rancid oil and flames and things that turn my stomach. And Goblins and dust and mold.

R-really? I can’t smell anything.

Right. Well. I’m sorry about that.

I don’t want Humans in here. You don’t belong.

Hold on, now. She’s just lost.

If you’ve got a bounty—Shield Spiders—I’ll process it now. But this Human was just asking directions. You can’t just kick someone out who—

You. You’re stinking up this place with dirt and filth. I can smell the things you’ve rolled in. You haven’t washed in—dead gods. I’m covered in Shield Spider guts and you smell worse! Take a bath before you come back here.

Oh. Yeah. Um, I’m really sorry about that. It’s just that I’ve been sort of fending for myself, and I didn’t have a change of clothes so—

Begone.

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