Quilling...
Quilling...
108 quotes (108 spoken, 0 mentions)
“Yes, but I have my badge on. You have not brought yours. Again. For the eighth day in a row. Therefore, I was the most logical choice to—”
“Actually, the plague symptoms manifested themselves as—”
“That would be a preservation spell. It is quite common among higher-class establishments.”
“I will have another as well.”
“Good evening, Miss Human. I was wondering if my colleague and I could take up a moment of your time—”
“Now what? I do not believe breaking and entering would be appropriate at this moment.”
“Or inflict other forms of bodily or mental harm upon you.”
“I will accept the pasta and water as well. But may I inquire if you have any more meat-based dishes? Corusdeer, perhaps?”
“I have no sexual attraction towards Humans. Unlike you.”
“Good evening.”
“Do you mean to say you found a Dragon? Somewhere around this area? And you—survived the encounter. Unharmed?”
“The plague. This location was once a small community until everyone here died. Horribly. Admittedly, this was a decade ago, but it was evacuated and has been condemned since then.”
“We may be able to fit checking in there as part of our duties if we convince the Captain it is necessary.”
“Maybe it was a bad time?”
“A pity.”
“Razorbeaks. Go on, Miss.”
“Indeed. And I must apologize again, but our true intent in coming here was to ascertain the danger posed here.”
“Indeed.”
“Actually, I would like to correct you on that point. While the thinking races may level, animals and even creatures such as Dragons are not capable of leveling. Which is common knowledge.”
“Please, I mean no harm. But your hand. May I see it?”
“Is she female? I could not tell with complete accuracy. She sounded so, but I have met few Humans in social settings.”
“I cannot imagine she would survive an encounter with a real Dragon. Armies would not.”
“Thank you very much.”
“To put it succinctly: we saw the fire and decided to investigate.”
“I will endeavor not to in the future.”
“Good job not scaring her.”
“You are blushing.”
“You said it poorly. I am merely rephrasing your words for the benefit of all.”
“Well, to begin with, may we inquire where you come from?”
“Indeed. We would not violate our duty as guardsmen.”
“And not oozing.”
“Not if they did not cause it. Intriguing. Was it a magical duel, perhaps? Some high-level spellcasting?”
“I will pass for the moment. We should get down to business rather than partake of food.”
“Your hurtful remarks are unnecessary. Besides which, I believe we are getting off track. We are in the presence of a member of the general public, remember.”
“Our pardons. We have not introduced ourselves. Allow me to correct this mistake. I am Klbkch, Senior Guardsman in the employ of the City of Liscor. This is my partner, also a Senior Guardsman.”
“Indeed. There is no law against occupying this area.”
“Please, believe me. It will heal you.”
“I would prefer that you call my species by their proper name.”
“I would gladly partake of nourishment if offered. However, we would not wish to deprive you of your meal.”
“That is unusual. I was under the impression levels worked uniformly across all species. However, I too understand the issues of communicating leveling and the system of classes. Even so, it is odd to think there is a nation that does not teach it in some way. Unless you are referring to a cultural difference in classes?”
“I believe it was my turn to do that. Apologize to the Human for your rudeness.”
“It is poison. Of a sort.”
“Please, it was nothing. That was merely a low-grade healing potion of no great worth. Let us call it payment for the meal. Unless, of course, you object?”
“Mammary glands? Breasts, I think they’re referred to. Or maybe the word is tits.”
“It is not an infection.”
“Apologies. It is unwise to hug those with exoskeletons. Please, are you hurt?”
“So, shall we return tomorrow?”
“You know fully well that I have no levels in any class of the kind. I was merely being kind.”
“Nice rocks to laze about upon while we should be performing our duties.”
“I am sure you would prefer that. But we are being paid to work, not to enjoy ourselves. Moreover, you are eating all of this Human’s dinner.”
“Only a few differences, but the animosity between their cultures is—”
“We are still on duty, if you recall. The Captain will be expecting a report. If we do return, we will have more time to socialize.”
“Indeed. It is part of our shared past. Once, of course, all races fought with tooth and claw and magic, but then they divided. Those who decided to forsake their natures and pursue a different truth received the gift of leveling, while those creatures who stayed true to their nature kept the might of their natures instead. According to historical records, at least. It is the subject of some studies, but that is the consensus.”
“I feel I must mention that you, personally, cannot breathe fire, Relc.”
“This is a low-grade healing potion. If you pour it over your injury, it should heal your affliction.”
“Almost.”
“There. I have signed us both out. Again.”
“A pity. Let’s be on our way.”
“Don’t insult the Watch Captain while we are within earshot.”
“You know we will be called upon to go after those who got away. And there is damage assessment, guard detail, investigating any burglaries during the violence…”
“After you.”
“Do not fret. The Human will not be going anywhere.”
“Such as?”
“We should be able to cover the distance in approximately ten minutes if we run.”
“Do not be alarmed. I mean you no harm.”
“Relax. I would prefer not to damage this establishment. Nor would the owner or even you, I suspect.”
“I am unsure of when he left. He may have escaped only a few minutes ago. We may still catch him if we hurry.”
“Thank you for informing us of his class, Mistress Erin. Although he posed no threat to either Relc or I, he is far more dangerous than we had believed. I did not notice the illusion spell. I have grown inattentive, lax. Relc as well, but this is a critical failing on my part.”
“I do not believe she can, in point of fact.”
“Or me. However, you should encounter no problems. Only those with past records of crime are unwelcome in Liscor.”
“I believe Humans have more limited eyesight than you or I.”
“Indeed. It is unfortunate we must leave so soon. Our apologies, Miss Solstice.”
“Well then.”
“If you would be so kind. Thank you, Miss Erin. It is Klbkch, but you may refer to me as Senior Guardsman if that is simpler.”
“Please excuse my companion’s lack of tact.”
“Please pardon our intrusion. Is this establishment open for business?”
“I believe staring is considered rude in most cultures. Sit down and cease your rudeness.”
“My thanks.”
“Indeed. It has been nice to make your acquaintance.”
“I would be delighted to try the blue fruit. I believe my tongue-tied partner would like some as well.”
“Relc.”
“Not entirely. I do believe my companion would earn a small fee for directing any business to his associates.”
“I am merely pointing out the truth.”
“Very true. Our absence was most lamentable. But allow us to perform our duty now. Incidentally, Mistress Solstice, the pasta was delicious.”
“You are lying.”
“I believe she is saying insults to our position are quite common.”
“Do not move. You are under arrest for intimidation and attempted theft. Remain still. Any sudden moves will result in bodily harm.”
“Alas, I did not anticipate an arrest, and my gear is signed out at the barracks. I am without manacles or spell-bind rope. We shall have to be attentive with its lack. Unless Miss Solstice has anything to bind him with?”
“A pity. But we shall do without.”
“[Detect Guilt] is a basic Skill most [Guardsmen] get. I can sense your guilt, which is enough for me to justify this arrest.”
“I believe that may be a Human standard.”
“Perhaps if you explained our function more properly there would be no need for outrage. Clearly, the nature of guardspeople differs culturally. I thought Humans did it quite similarly in the north, but…elaborate, Relc.”
“Or destroying us in a number of ways. The lack of lightning falling from the sky or [Fireballs] confirms this.”
“In point of fact, my comrade’s actions are not—”
“No.”
“However. As Senior Guardsman Klbkch, I will vouch for my partner to take this Human into custody for unlawful practices which include extortion, theft, and intimidation, which we have every right to suspect, with or without your testimony.”
“That would be inadvisable, Relc. We are off-duty, and Miss Solstice has stated her case. Executing a [Mage] of Wistram might also affect the Academy’s relationship with our city. Which the Council and Watch Captain would not be happy about.”
“I do not believe I am.”
“She is correct. Without her testimony, we cannot submit a report regarding his attempted thefts.”
“I believe Senior Guardsman Relc does have just cause, Miss Erin Solstice. It is true that his personal sworn testimony would be called into question if you were to speak against him. [Detect Truth] spells would settle that matter, but Relc’s history of inappropriate conduct on-and-off-duty does not help his case.”
“…I believe I am incorrect. Relc, the Watch has no authority here. This is an independent inn, and the [Innkeeper] is allowed to deny our authority here.”
“Do not mind him. You are within your rights to enforce law within this establishment as you choose. I apologize for the mess on both our behalves.”
“Regardless of your affiliation to any academy, you are still under arrest. Please surrender now or I will be forced to employ lethal force.”
“That is well. Then, please stand clear. We will be going about our business, and I would not wish you hurt.”
“Is useless. Surrender.”
“Desist your actions or—”
“Please forgive my rudeness. Are you well? We doubled back and lingered, knowing the criminal may have only pretended to flee the area. Are you hurt or in need of assistance?”