Wordchewing...
Wordchewing...
Also known as: Drake shopkeeper, The Drake, The shopkeeper, shopkeeper Drake, Shopkeeper Lism
A belligerent Drake shopkeeper in the Liscor market who cheats Erin.
Lism is a Drake with grungy purple or lilac-purple scales. He is taller than a human but thicker than his nephew Olesm, and his breath smells strongly of rotten meat.
A xenophobic Drake shopkeeper who aggressively overcharges Erin for basic food supplies and insults her.
The belligerent shopkeeper refuses to refund Erin and challenges her to a wagered chess match. He brings his nephew Olesm to play on his behalf, growing increasingly anxious as Erin dominates the board.
Lism attempts to feign memory loss regarding Erin's money, but is forced to repay her when the Watch begins aggressively trashing his shop under the guise of an investigation.
Seen gagging in disgust at his market stall when Erin loudly lists euphemisms and descriptions of menstruation.
An arrow fired by Krshia accidentally strikes his stall during the tense confrontation in the market.
Accuses Erin of theft and cheating his nephew, but is sent away by the guardsman and Krshia.
Guildmistress Tekshia suggests that the 'idiot' Lism might have information about orphaned children.
“If you’re done grubbing in the dirt, I have more customers to serve.”
“Are you a player of chess, Human? If so, why don't we bet on a game?”
“Even—even if you have that bit of paper, what of it? I sell to many customers. And you—I barely remember what I sold to my last customer, let alone you.”
“This is the Human who robbed me of my merchandise! She also cheated at the chess game with my nephew, I’ve no doubt! She’s been nothing but trouble since she entered the city, and now she’s stealing from honest folk trying to make a living!”
+37 more quotes →“It could have been her. You know how Humans get! They’re always sneaking around, going where they’re not wanted.”